The Ever-fabulous Sniper, Richard Mundy

Richard Mundy at your service. I'm an assassin, not a crazed gunman.
(THIS BLOG WILL CONTAIN NSFW MATERIAL)
(At a point when I find my tablet pen, I'll hand-write answers. and maybe draw)
(my main blog is tentaclesandthings. If you want to add me on msn or skype to rp or something the email is Manlysniper@hotmail.com or gabbyxgorex)
May 21 '12

rp-basquespy:

rp-everfabuloussniper:

rp-basquespy:

((/Nuzzles

HOW?))

((It has been just…

So boring for me.

Nothing for me to do. No reason to bother logging in. 

I DON’T DO ANYTHING UGH.))

((B-BUT—!

THINGS LIKE THAT HAPPEN.))

((YOU SILLY THAT STUFF WOULD HAPPEN EVEN IF I WASN’T HERE ANYMORE.

IF I LEAVE HERE DOESN’T EFFECT WHETHER YOU AND I ARE FRIENDS OR NOT!

GOSH YOU SILLY GIRL.))

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May 21 '12

rp-basquespy:

rp-everfabuloussniper:

rp-basquespy:

rp-everfabuloussniper:

((how long has it been since I’ve been here.))

((A very long time. /TACKLES AND KISSES))

((WEH….

I’VE BEEN TOO BORED OF ALL THIS.

/HOLDS FOREVER))

((/Nuzzles

HOW?))

((It has been just…

So boring for me.

Nothing for me to do. No reason to bother logging in. 

I DON’T DO ANYTHING UGH.))

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May 21 '12

rp-basquespy:

rp-everfabuloussniper:

((how long has it been since I’ve been here.))

((A very long time. /TACKLES AND KISSES))

((WEH….

I’VE BEEN TOO BORED OF ALL THIS.

/HOLDS FOREVER))

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May 21 '12

((how long has it been since I’ve been here.))

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May 14 '12

There’s a Snoipah.

That Oi loike.

And Oi loike ‘im a lot.

Oi don’t know whot tah do.

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May 14 '12

remarkablerussian asked:

/Crawls up to Richard disguised as a little Koala./

…. /Picks up/

Whot’s a koala doin’ here…?

May 9 '12

rattlermilksnake:

rp-everfabuloussniper:

rattlermilksnake:

rp-everfabuloussniper replied to your post: OOC:
((let’s be best friends forever))

WHAT

WHY

YOU WANT LUCKY STAR SNIPER?]]

((…

DO THIS.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

PLEASE.))

… OKAY, BUT I NEED TO GO INVEST IN SOME KIND OF SOFT DRINK FIRST. I DON’T HAVE ENOUGH SUGAR DRIVE LEFT.]]

((I will supply you with mountain dew or some shit))

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May 9 '12

rattlermilksnake:

rp-everfabuloussniper replied to your post: OOC:
((let’s be best friends forever))

WHAT

WHY

YOU WANT LUCKY STAR SNIPER?]]

((…

DO THIS.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

PLEASE.))

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May 9 '12

Anonymous asked:

*cough cough* Stanislav and yoooou

…ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!

FOINE.

May 9 '12

unfrickintouchable:

rp-everfabuloussniper:

unfrickintouchable:

rp-everfabuloussniper:

unfrickintouchable:

rp-everfabuloussniper:

unfrickintouchable:

rp-everfabuloussniper:

Rejection just koind of sucks.

A lot.

/Slumps on wall, opens a beer./

Yeah, sure. Go ‘head an’ wallow in self-pity some more.

The ladies go wild for a nice beer-gut.

Because Oi’m TOTALLY interested in a lady.

It’s funny because Oi don’t HAVE a beer-gut.

I need a 72-hour healing period, got it?

Buddy. You’re deludin’ yourself. I mean look at you. You gotta get your shit together.

If you want this guy to like you, fuckin’ SHOW it, an’ be classy about it. You can’t come on so strong then be surprised when he rejects you!

Because tellin’ someone yah care ‘bout them and want whatever’s best for them isn’t classy. All Oi did was say Oi loike ‘im. 
Oi’ll get my shit together tomorrow.

Or maybe, y’know, and Oi’m just spit ballin’ here! He shouldn’t… Whot do yah call it… Lead me on?

Yeah.

Dude. That ain’t classy, that’s stalkerish.

Take it slow. You can’t jus’ spring somethin’ like that on him after only knowin’ him for a few weeks or whatever.

You gotta stop playin’ the victim. If you really want this relationship, you gotta put some goddamn effort into it.

Maybe he shouldn’t act loike he lokes me and be all over me. 

But foine.

Oi’m put effort. See if it works….

He’s a whore! You’re a slut! You’re made for eachother.

Yeah, Minus the fact he loves someone who won’t love him back, not me.

Totally made for eachother. 

That’s why he’s droolin’ all over me, wantin’ tah be with me. Yep.

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